Stuff my toddler says

I made this little translation cheat-sheet because I realized today that I say a lot of things like: "Honey, what was that thing he did the other day? Oh shoot. Was it something he said, or...ate or...HONEY! What the hell was that adorable thing he did the other day!? I can't remember!" Will is really talking … Continue reading Stuff my toddler says

Incredulous Mom Tip # 22: Four no-fail tricks for aspiring toddler whisperers

I know what it looks like. I know it looks like poop in that bowl. But please believe me when I say: that's not poop. What is it? Well, only the most magical toddler food on the planet!... Avocado chocolate pudding. Sort of. It's time for an update, folks. It's been awhile, and I do sincerely apologize … Continue reading Incredulous Mom Tip # 22: Four no-fail tricks for aspiring toddler whisperers