Today at work: Cleaning lady: "Boy you look like you're about to pop anytime!  When's the baby due?" (I get tired of saying the date all the time, so I pull out my back-pocket response) Me: "I have about six weeks left." (Cleaning lady arranges her face into the best combo of pity, disgust, and … Continue reading Incredulous Tip #7: A good stretch isn’t always good.