Three ways motherhood made me lame

When I was a kid, I used to play this little game with myself in the car.  I'd quietly watch cars as we passed them on the highway, as they rolled through intersections in town, or inched toward the drive-through window in front of us at McDonalds. The game was simple: Would I drive that … Continue reading Three ways motherhood made me lame

Incredulous Mom Tip # 22: Four no-fail tricks for aspiring toddler whisperers

I know what it looks like. I know it looks like poop in that bowl. But please believe me when I say: that's not poop. What is it? Well, only the most magical toddler food on the planet!... Avocado chocolate pudding. Sort of. It's time for an update, folks. It's been awhile, and I do sincerely apologize … Continue reading Incredulous Mom Tip # 22: Four no-fail tricks for aspiring toddler whisperers