My vision for the future of our nation is simple. I want words to survive – for language to endure in a meaningful way. I envision an air of quietly reading stone tablets iPads in togas by a glimmering fountain – for ideas to be shared and expressed with esteem, poise, and respect. I … Continue reading The five Jedi traits I want my son to have
Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling are having a baby. Together. This means that they had sex. Together. And all the ladies in all the lands pulled out their hair and gnashed their teeth. They took to the streets in droves, in drooling, bestial desolation as they laid waste to pint after pint of Cherry Garcia and … Continue reading OMG! Exclusive first pics of Eva Mendes and Ryan Gosling’s BABY!
So, here's the thing I'm not really getting here folks... WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME that when little people teeter upon the precipice of age two, they become, oh I dunno, Jekyll and Hyde...Two Face...Golem with the ring...Golem without the ring...Menopausal-Dorothy-from-Golden-Girls... Why? Why? Why? I suppose knowing wouldn't have made a difference, even to me … Continue reading Incredulous Tip #24: Do not stir their yogurt.
What else have they been doing?