Three ways motherhood made me lame

When I was a kid, I used to play this little game with myself in the car.  I'd quietly watch cars as we passed them on the highway, as they rolled through intersections in town, or inched toward the drive-through window in front of us at McDonalds. The game was simple: Would I drive that … Continue reading Three ways motherhood made me lame

When you have a dog and a baby, it’s best to shave one to match the other.

I read a quote online today.  It said: "The only creatures that are evolved enough to convey pure love are dogs and infants." -Johnny Depp (supposedly). I've been thinking a lot about Chloe (our dog) lately.  I have conflicting emotions over our fuzzy beast.  Recently, most of my conversations with her seem one-sided and include … Continue reading When you have a dog and a baby, it’s best to shave one to match the other.