Stuff my toddler says

I made this little translation cheat-sheet because I realized today that I say a lot of things like: "Honey, what was that thing he did the other day? Oh shoot. Was it something he said, or...ate or...HONEY! What the hell was that adorable thing he did the other day!? I can't remember!" Will is really talking … Continue reading Stuff my toddler says

5 steps to getting a toddler out of your bed

Here's the thing. I have a lot to say on this subject. I do. But I'm freaking tired. I'm stiff and sore from little rest. And so, I have developed this easy-to-follow diagram, inspired by true events, to help any other parents out there who may be struggling with this psychotic delicate issue. May you and … Continue reading 5 steps to getting a toddler out of your bed

Incredulous Tip #24: Do not stir their yogurt.

So, here's the thing I'm not really getting here folks... WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME that when little people teeter upon the precipice of age two, they become, oh I dunno, Jekyll and Hyde...Two Face...Golem with the ring...Golem without the ring...Menopausal-Dorothy-from-Golden-Girls... Why? Why? Why? I suppose knowing wouldn't have made a difference, even to me … Continue reading Incredulous Tip #24: Do not stir their yogurt.