Stuff my toddler says

I made this little translation cheat-sheet because I realized today that I say a lot of things like: "Honey, what was that thing he did the other day? Oh shoot. Was it something he said, or...ate or...HONEY! What the hell was that adorable thing he did the other day!? I can't remember!" Will is really talking … Continue reading Stuff my toddler says

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Incredulous Tip #24: Do not stir their yogurt.

So, here's the thing I'm not really getting here folks... WHY DIDN'T ANYONE TELL ME that when little people teeter upon the precipice of age two, they become, oh I dunno, Jekyll and Hyde...Two Face...Golem with the ring...Golem without the ring...Menopausal-Dorothy-from-Golden-Girls... Why? Why? Why? I suppose knowing wouldn't have made a difference, even to me … Continue reading Incredulous Tip #24: Do not stir their yogurt.