I’ve managed to make it 35 years in this life without ever having been slapped in the face. In my blacktop days, I was shoved down by one kid while another kid held my hands behind my back. One entire side of my face smeared into meatloaf as my cheek met the asphalt. It wasn’t … Continue reading The Slap
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5 steps to getting a toddler out of your bed
Here's the thing. I have a lot to say on this subject. I do. But I'm freaking tired. I'm stiff and sore from little rest. And so, I have developed this easy-to-follow diagram, inspired by true events, to help any other parents out there who may be struggling with this psychotic delicate issue. May you and … Continue reading 5 steps to getting a toddler out of your bed