Tuesday evening, I spend 1/2 hour mapping out on a notecard all of the network television shows premiering this fall. My notecard is aptly titled: "Shows". It then lists each show I'd like to watch, followed by the premier date, the day (underlined of course), network, and time. I quickly scan both sides of my notecard … Continue reading I feel…I feel…Huh. I can’t remember…
Wee Bubbalooshki Bear is over a month old this week. Guess what! I don't have to change the name of my blog! Turns out there are plenty of things to be incredulous about after all (Is that guy going to stop?!?! What if he rear-ends us with the baby in the back? We can't take … Continue reading Lessons Learned: Part I
Today at work: Cleaning lady: "Boy you look like you're about to pop anytime! When's the baby due?" (I get tired of saying the date all the time, so I pull out my back-pocket response) Me: "I have about six weeks left." (Cleaning lady arranges her face into the best combo of pity, disgust, and … Continue reading Incredulous Tip #7: A good stretch isn’t always good.
It's 5:09 a.m. and Chloe, our dog, is annoyed with me. I can tell because she keeps moving about the house, sighing, and then sort of collapsing in a frustrated heap next to me each time I move to a different room or chair or couch just trying to get back to sleep, which I … Continue reading Incredulous Tip #6: Wear breathable panties at an outdoor shower. Sleep if you can.